I am most certainly going to regret this. So many assumptions — like anyone would care, that I can even pull it off, that the world will still exists. I also hope that it doesn’t appear that I am cheapening or lessening the efforts of my entire field. Designing, building, and iterating on a website is not a casual or easy thing. First, there is no client but myself. Second, I created the branding, therefore I intuitively understand the visual parameters and guardrails intimately. Thirdly, this is a third thing, because just having two things feels weak. Anyway ... what have I done.